February 2012
“You may think the grass is greener on the other side, but if you took the time...”
– Unknown (via bothcheeks)
me: omg let's go do something progressive today!
tumblr: are you sure?
me: yeah I need a social li-
tumblr: do you
tumblr: do you really
me: but I have no frie-
tumblr: I'm your friend
me: but I was just gon-
tumblr: sh sit down
me: ok
YOURS :
MINE :
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
I just realized that the word "short" is longer...
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
